GODDAMNDAVE

and every friggin’ one of ‘em has installed DirectX. How many times must this happen? Wtf? I blame Microsoft.

and just about pissed myself with glee. I’m only about 20 minutes in, but this game has already achieved pants-shitting greatness in my book. The intro was good, the integrated tutorials are seamless, the hand to hand combat is simple yet robust, the graphics are unbelievable even on my PC, and already I’ve experienced several gameplay elements that are fundamentally superb and well executed. Like that hand to hand combat stuff. It’s dope.

Great job by Rock Steady Studios - never heard of ‘em. Their website is butt. Well, here they are on twitter: http://twitter.com/rocksteadygames/

I beat Blueberry Garden...

after about 5 attempts. You get a password to a secret page on the developer’s site.

I’ll be vague to avoid writing a spoiler, but I’m kinda disappointed because I may have missed something at then end by doing something right before the fade to credits. Meh, probably not. This game was decent in a very strange way, but not real big on the payoffs. I mean content wise.